I wish I could...poem

Bathe you petrol and pepper, Dear.
So well that your dermis swells with it.
Light a matchstick,
and say"Yeah, here's fire, it burns!"
Watch you whine and whimper,
as I flick my lighter.
I wish I was your only food,
sweet stones and gravel,
watch your 32 crack and fall off,
as you eat me,
make your stomach churn, burn
and constipate terribly.
I wish I had a magic wand
made just for you,
Then I would cast a spell,
To make you a rag or an ugly mouse,
To clean my smelly feet over your face,
Or have elephants crush you to dust.
Most of all I wish I could...
Erase your existence,
Because you don't deserve it,
Then tell you,
That I speak only ironies.

Written by I.K Inyang
(aka DrINK)